Cheeky Colleague Gifts

'I'm hoping to get a rise from my boss.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

"This one is less distracting."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I play well with others.'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'If his old company was so great, why didn't he just stay there?'

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"Whinge, whinge whinge! Would it kill you to crack a smile? It's no wonder they call you Mona!"

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'Don't mention the piece of onion on his chin, or the custard on his tie.'