Fun-loving Colleague Gifts

'A funny thing happened at the office today but no one would tell me what it was.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'I play well with others.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Love, L-U-V, love teh new stress balls!'

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Office Park

Bureau of the Damned

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Safety meeting.

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

"This one is less distracting."

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

"Wider."

'If his old company was so great, why didn't he just stay there?'