Fun-loving Office Worker Gifts

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"Looks like accountants are not as boring as you think they are."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Office Park

"I've been kept on hold so often, I'm really developing a taste for easy listening music."

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"Your wife's on the phone...."

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

"It happened either over the weekend or when I left the office today for lunch."

Safety meeting.

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

Boss joining Paint Ball Game

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'You'll find this a fun place to work.'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'The plastic funnel will keep him from biting his stitches.'

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

Business Slides.

'I play well with others.'

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"Woodpecker gets an office job."

Tom would go to almost any length to liven up a dull meeting.