Fun-loving Office Dweller Gifts

"Around here they want things in triplicate."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Office Park

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"Your wife's on the phone...."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

Safety meeting.

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

Boss joining Paint Ball Game

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

Working from home.

Play Ball!

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

Business Slides.