Fun-loving Coworker Gifts

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

"Larry goes out of his way to get along with difficult employees!"

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Office Park

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

Social Notworking

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Safety meeting.

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'You'll find this a fun place to work.'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

Business Slides.

'I play well with others.'

"Whinge, whinge whinge! Would it kill you to crack a smile? It's no wonder they call you Mona!"

Tom would go to almost any length to liven up a dull meeting.

Pneumatic seat raised through roof.

'Reading the want ads? No, they just happened to be on the same page as this fascinating story on...um...cosmetics.'

"Around here they want things in triplicate."

"I enjoy the pearls of folksy wisdom as much as the next guy, but what, exactly, does he do around here?"

'Well, there's plague in town, everyone will believe you if you pull a sickie...'