Playful Office Worker Gifts

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"I've been kept on hold so often, I'm really developing a taste for easy listening music."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Office Competitions

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"Your wife's on the phone...."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

"It happened either over the weekend or when I left the office today for lunch."

Safety meeting.

Out and In.

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'Hello? IT? Yes, there's been a breach in security and I'm concerned about unauthorised access to my personal details.'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Working from home.

Play Ball!

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"