Quirky Office Worker Gifts

"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'What I particularly like about this baby is this little drawer where I can keep my lunch.'

"Woodpecker gets an office job."

"Welcome to the company. Here's your cubicle."

"Nancy, could you schedule in some time for me to wildly run around my office for no reason?"

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

Self-Employment

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Play Ball!

"This one is less distracting."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Working from home.

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'