Quirky Coworker Gifts

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

Pneumatic seat raised through roof.

"I enjoy the pearls of folksy wisdom as much as the next guy, but what, exactly, does he do around here?"

"Oh look, my cat followed me to work."

'I'm thinking outside the box today!'

STRIP Hambone: Memory loss

"I'm sure she didn't mean it. C'mon, let's all be friends!"

"There, now you can stop asking me what the password is!"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

Self-Employment

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

Working from home.

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Play Ball!

"This one is less distracting."

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"