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"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

Pneumatic seat raised through roof.

"I enjoy the pearls of folksy wisdom as much as the next guy, but what, exactly, does he do around here?"

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Oh look, my cat followed me to work."

'I'm thinking outside the box today!'

STRIP Hambone: Memory loss

"I'm sure she didn't mean it. C'mon, let's all be friends!"

"There, now you can stop asking me what the password is!"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

Social Notworking

Self-Employment

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Play Ball!

Toilet Tissue Typist.