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'She's only a secretary, but she has her own suggestion box.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Botox.'

Self-Employment

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Sleeping at the computer.

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"This one is less distracting."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

'May I play through please?'

"This is the software for my head."