Quirky Coworkers Gifts

'She's only a secretary, but she has her own suggestion box.'

"We're all just going to have to accept this is the new 'normal'."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Self-Employment

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Botox.'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

Sleeping at the computer.

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"This one is less distracting."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"