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Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

The world's most unemployable family

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

Working from home.

Toilet Tissue Typist.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Play Ball!

"It's face painting Friday."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'The printer repair guy.'

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

"Woodpecker gets an office job."

'Take a letter Miss Davis.'

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

You don't have to be crazy to work here. WE CAN TRAIN YOU.

Pneumatic seat raised through roof.

"He's currently unavailable. Would you care to wait?"

'I got it at a leadership seminar. When you turn it over it moos.'

To develop your career Doctor, you really need to specalise.. have you conciered nostrils..

You're in lick Mr.Lawson.