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'You'll be working in this cubicle.'

You're in lick Mr.Lawson.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

Working from home.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Play Ball!

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

Circus

'Take a letter Miss Davis.'

You don't have to be crazy to work here. WE CAN TRAIN YOU.

'But, dear, the company requires it from employees who work from home.'

'Candor is a plus.'

"He's currently unavailable. Would you care to wait?"

'I got it at a leadership seminar. When you turn it over it moos.'

"This 'hot desking' is a NIGHTMARE!"

A goldfish in the water cooler

"Look, it's no problem. Just tell me which Mr. Kessler you had an appointment with."

"Miss Banks, I'm going to need a hacksaw, some green glitter, and a flounder for my four o'clock."