Cheeky Coworker Gifts

'Well, there's plague in town, everyone will believe you if you pull a sickie...'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

Sticking out tongue

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"This one is less distracting."

'It's not your work, Hannon - it's your attitude.'

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"Whinge, whinge whinge! Would it kill you to crack a smile? It's no wonder they call you Mona!"

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

Pneumatic seat raised through roof.

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'Don't mention the piece of onion on his chin, or the custard on his tie.'

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."