Cheeky Coworker Pillows

'Well, there's plague in town, everyone will believe you if you pull a sickie...'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

Sticking out tongue

Social Notworking

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"This one is less distracting."

'It's not your work, Hannon - it's your attitude.'

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

"Whinge, whinge whinge! Would it kill you to crack a smile? It's no wonder they call you Mona!"

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

Pneumatic seat raised through roof.

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'