Fun-loving Professional Gifts

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

Business Slides.

Office Park

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

Early executive toys...

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

Just a little heads up!

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'ok, who threw that?'

"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

President of rubber band company shooting rubber band at employee.

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

A Valentine's Day IOU Coupon

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"