Fun-loving Executive Gifts

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'May I play through please?'

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"He likes it."

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Office Park

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

I Have A Closed Mind.

President of rubber band company shooting rubber band at employee.

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

Executive Conkers.

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

Business Slides.

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

'The company has got a long term strategy. Let our successors in a few years clean up the mess we bring about today.'

Out-tray Paper Aeroplanes