Fun-loving Leader Gifts

President of rubber band company shooting rubber band at employee.

'Go ahead and take a seat Johnson...no, the other one.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Office Park

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Whale Piñata.

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

Teddy jogging

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Cat playing Golf.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

'Not in here, stupid - I don't need to!'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.