Playful Leader Gifts

'The head of our script department!'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

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'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Dog Training.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

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'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

Just a little heads up!

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Excommunicate Me.

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'