Playful Pack Leader Gifts

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Dog Training.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Welcome to the Team

Dogs

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

'Men pack. Women move.'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Excommunicate Me.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

President of rubber band company shooting rubber band at employee.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Fencing Lessons

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Top Dog

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

Learn to Laugh at Yourself

We know being raised by wolves isn't ideal, but think of the amazing essay you'll have on your college application!

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'I don't have the nose for hunting, but I love to run with the pack.'

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

"Which one do you suppose is the alpha?"

Sword Fight

Bossy Little Dog

'Cute.'

'The head of our script department!'

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

'I know it's more productive when we hunt in a pack, but frankly, I can't stand Bob and Tim...'

Man stops dogs barking using his key fob.