Puppy Pack Leader Gifts

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Agility God

Dogs

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Balloon dog training

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Dog Training.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Self-Employment

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

Top Dog

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

Heel! Toe!

We know being raised by wolves isn't ideal, but think of the amazing essay you'll have on your college application!

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."