Puppy Pack Leader Pillows

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dogs

Agility God

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Balloon dog training

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Dog Training.

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Self-Employment

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

Top Dog

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

Heel! Toe!

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

"Which one do you suppose is the alpha?"

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."