Pack Leader Vibes Gifts

Dogs

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Welcome to the Team

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dog Training.

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

Top Dog

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

We know being raised by wolves isn't ideal, but think of the amazing essay you'll have on your college application!

"Which one do you suppose is the alpha?"

'I don't have the nose for hunting, but I love to run with the pack.'

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

'Cute.'

A barrel breaks in a man's luggage and he gets oysters over his clean clothes

Bossy Little Dog

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

"OK, once again, for Bob's benefit: Hunting in a pack only works if everybody sticks to the plan!"

'I know it's more productive when we hunt in a pack, but frankly, I can't stand Bob and Tim...'

'I thought Bill had a bad back.'

He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.

"I don't care if you're old enough. You cannot roam around the neighborhood with a pack of wild dogs."

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

"We're a pack, not a cult."