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"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Welcome to the Team

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dog Training.

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

Top Dog

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"Which one do you suppose is the alpha?"

'I don't have the nose for hunting, but I love to run with the pack.'

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

A barrel breaks in a man's luggage and he gets oysters over his clean clothes

'Cute.'

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

Bossy Little Dog

"OK, once again, for Bob's benefit: Hunting in a pack only works if everybody sticks to the plan!"

'I know it's more productive when we hunt in a pack, but frankly, I can't stand Bob and Tim...'

'I thought Bill had a bad back.'

He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.

"I don't care if you're old enough. You cannot roam around the neighborhood with a pack of wild dogs."

"Yeah, the carefree days of being a lone wolf were great, but becoming a dad has brought me love, joy and purpose. . ."

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

"We're a pack, not a cult."