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'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Welcome to the Team

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Dogs

Mr Metrosexual.

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Steve found himself on his travels.

Dog Training.

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

'One carry-on!'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

Top Dog

'This backpack thing is getting completely out of hand.'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'I don't have the nose for hunting, but I love to run with the pack.'

"Which one do you suppose is the alpha?"

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

Students with backpacks walk in front of doors marked School Counselor, School Nurse, and School Chiropractor.

'It's perfect!'