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'I don't have the nose for hunting, but I love to run with the pack.'

Welcome to the Team

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Dogs

Danger Slow Sand.

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Mr Metrosexual.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Women in a cross country race

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Dog Training.

'Stress'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Up your end.

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Wilfried Zaha

Loser's Podium.

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Congratulations for male runner

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'