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'For pity's sake, Albert, can't I step out for 5 minutes without Sparky deposing you as alpha male?!'

Welcome to the Team

Dogs

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"When you said that your boyfriend had a six-pack..."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

'Special Delivery!'

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

'The only thing we have in common anymore is the kids are driving us both nuts!'

'Every time we have an argument you've gotta drag the boss into it!'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

Bartlett's Expanded Quotations

"Go ask your mother."

Sex Equality

'Ask your other father.'

'You click on it and it sends you to 'Ask Your Father do com'.'

'I don't have the nose for hunting, but I love to run with the pack.'

"Holiday time around our house is a nightmare."

"Frankly, the idea of "Mating for Life" is quite daunting to somebody like me who has a fear of commitment..."

'It's perfect!'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

'I'll see the ones with clean underwear first.'

'Do you want the Head of the house or Dad?'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"