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'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Too big to fail

Barack Obama.

Stable boys and Scottsman

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

PTA Meeting Tonight: Parents,Teachers,Attorneys

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

Parrot annoying dog.

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

"The marketing department says it's my turn to kick the ball."

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"Henderson, if I want feedback I'll give it to you."

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

Alexander Schallenberg

"Sandy, could you step in here and put my feet back down on the floor, please?"

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

'Come in, lad! Don't let my enormous chair intimidate you.'

'I love it! Blame flows down while credit goes up.'

"Following the untimely death of Rupert the Gross, this is to inform you that we are installing an interim tyrant."