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"What?!"

Parrot annoying dog.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

The life of penguins.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

The revenge of Russell

Hyenas as Pets

"Teach me not to care."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"Bad dog!"

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"I think she's really into you."

House cats touring the African safari.

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'

"Eventually I'd like to settle down and start a few dozen families."

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

What heppens when you tie a rope around an elephant's loins and sit a cowboy on its back. (Rodeo today).