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'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

Barack Obama.

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Stable boys and Scottsman

Too big to fail

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

PTA Meeting Tonight: Parents,Teachers,Attorneys

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

Parrot annoying dog.

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

"The marketing department says it's my turn to kick the ball."

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

"Sandy, could you step in here and put my feet back down on the floor, please?"

"Henderson, if I want feedback I'll give it to you."

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

Alexander Schallenberg

'Come in, lad! Don't let my enormous chair intimidate you.'

'I love it! Blame flows down while credit goes up.'

"Following the untimely death of Rupert the Gross, this is to inform you that we are installing an interim tyrant."