Pack Runner Prints

'I don't have the nose for hunting, but I love to run with the pack.'

Welcome to the Team

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Dogs

Danger Slow Sand.

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Mr Metrosexual.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Dog Training.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Up your end.

Wilfried Zaha

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Loser's Podium.

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Congratulations for male runner

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'