Runner Prints

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Finish line.

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Loser's Podium.

Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.

'Why do I have to keep proving myself?!'

"Give it a minute. They're even better warmed up."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"I always thought 'hit the wall' was just an expression"

Bronze medallist running late.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Hurdle runner counts sheep

Lion Escapes from Zoo

Jana Pittman

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

Portrait finish.

Race: Cement, Gravel, Quick Sand.

Roadrunner

'Stress'

"I brought my phone so I can take a selfie of a disputed finish."

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Linford Christie

'Oh yeah, lets invite the Sloth in he says, to make up the numbers, he says.'

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

Olympic athlete 2008.

Athlete with huge thighs with faces and mouths.

South African Nursery Rhymes.

"His coach's dog!"

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better-looking.