Runner Gifts

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Finish line.

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Loser's Podium.

Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.

'Why do I have to keep proving myself?!'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"Give it a minute. They're even better warmed up."

Bronze medallist running late.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"I always thought 'hit the wall' was just an expression"

Hurdle runner counts sheep

Lion Escapes from Zoo

Portrait finish.

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

Race: Cement, Gravel, Quick Sand.

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

Jana Pittman

'Oh yeah, lets invite the Sloth in he says, to make up the numbers, he says.'

Olympic athlete 2008.

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better-looking.

'Stress'

"His coach's dog!"

South African Nursery Rhymes.

Athlete with huge thighs with faces and mouths.

Roadrunner

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

Women in a cross country race

"I think I've just peaked!"

The controversial issue of blade size seemed to be getting bigger by the day!

Through ingenuity and determination, Frank was able to win the race by a head.

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."