Routine Runner Gifts

Tick.

"We go on daily walks too, but my master is a creature of habit: we take exactly the same route every single time..."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

'Stress'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Well, did you win or what?'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Congratulations for male runner

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

A number of runners run through police tape.

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'