Routine Enjoyer Gifts

'Sarah and her all-day muffin'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Where my balls go?'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"He misses his commute ."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

Plain ol' me.

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

Mountaineers milk.

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

To Do List: Wake Up/Smell the Coffee/Drink the Coffee/Now What?

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

"The way I see it, we lived like pigs in the eighties and, with any luck we'll continue to live like pigs throughout the nineties."

"Sir, are you sure you don't want to try anything else besides the fish for once?"

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