Routine Reveler Gifts

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?"

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

You're the olive in my martini

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Jenga!!!

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Clock in, Clock out.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

RETIREMENT VOWS

"He misses his commute ."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

I think we're alone now!

The Easter Bunny in August

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

Mountaineers milk.

Plain ol' me.