Ritualistic Reveler Gifts

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

R.C.I.A.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

The Wackoman (Heat it).

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

Office Hazing

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

Spring Break!

Bath Time

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

Baptism in the Dead Sea

"Happy National Pride Month."

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"