Quirky Ritualist Gifts

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"Happy new year!"

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"No-chance the rapper"

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

Alison Pill

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

Musician with eyepatch

The man who could throw his voice.

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

Cheese rolling