Quirky Traditionalist Gifts

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Man Reading Laptop.

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

"Oh, we're just here for the party."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'