Quirky Tradition Lovers Gifts

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

Benjamin's trying to bring back the 3- Shirley Temple lunch.

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"It's important for families to keep traditions alive. When I was young, we celebrated the new year by clapping our hands while standing on our heads and smoking a big, fat cigar at midnight...all at the same time! It brings back good mem...eh...wait a mi

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

The Running of the Brie

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Maypole

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Shavuot - Like!

Lovers dressed as pears

Time for Tea

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Queen reigning.

Happy Hogmanay!

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

First Marriage.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.