Quirky Tradition Lovers Mugs

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

"It's important for families to keep traditions alive. When I was young, we celebrated the new year by clapping our hands while standing on our heads and smoking a big, fat cigar at midnight...all at the same time! It brings back good mem...eh...wait a mi

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

The Running of the Brie

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Maypole

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Shavuot - Like!

Lovers dressed as pears

Time for Tea

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Queen reigning.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

First Marriage.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Happy Hogmanay!

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

'Now that we're all comfy Running Elk will read the minutes of the last meeting.'

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'