Quirky Tradition Buffs Mugs

'Tell me how Morris dancing started.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Shavuot - Like!

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Time for Tea

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Queen reigning.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

First Marriage.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

Happy Hogmanay!

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

"We had this last year."