Quirky Tradition Buffs Prints

'Tell me how Morris dancing started.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Shavuot - Like!

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Time for Tea

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Queen reigning.

First Marriage.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

Happy Hogmanay!

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."