Quirky Tradition Aficionado Prints

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

The Running of the Brie

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

Shall I be mother?

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

First Marriage.

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Happy Hogmanay!

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.