Quirky Tradition Follower Prints

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

The Running of the Brie

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Time for Tea

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Queen reigning.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

Happy Hogmanay!

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

First Marriage.

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

'Now that we're all comfy Running Elk will read the minutes of the last meeting.'

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

Woman in bar showing off her toffee based shoes...'Jimmy Chews'