Quirky Traditionalist Prints

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Man Reading Laptop.

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

"Congratulations, you've passed."

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"Oh, we're just here for the party."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

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