Quirky Traditionalists Mugs

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Man Reading Laptop.

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

"Congratulations, you've passed."

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"Oh, we're just here for the party."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'