Quirky Traditionalists Pillows

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Man Reading Laptop.

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

Luddite Zoom.

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"Oh, we're just here for the party."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.