Quirky Tradition Lover Pillows

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

The Gurdleys partake in their Thanksgiving tradition of bobbing for drumsticks in hot gravy.

Cheese rolling

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

The Running of the Brie

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Shall I be mother?

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Shavuot - Like!

Time for Tea

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Queen reigning.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

First Marriage.

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'