Quirky Traditions Fan Pillows

"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Jarvis Cocker

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Running of the Brie

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Builders fashion range

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

Magic mushroom

Dang clip ons!

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

At home with the Tangleheads

Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.

Titan Arum

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

Man dressed as Christmas tree.